For the record, I was NOT drunk on Wednesday night. I did have a few drinks, but since I remember the evening with perfect clarity and was able to feel my limbs the entire time, I can safely say I was merry at most. I will admit that I acted out of character, but this was no bad thing. “Oooh, do tell HP do tell!” I can hear you say. Don’t get too interested, it’s nothing that would make the news.
Alrighty, that being said here we go with Wednesday night. This was the night of the branch night out for the end of year festive cheer and we all wandered along to Rios in Richmond, a latin american restaurant with floor show. This was cause for concern for everyone but me as the menu is mainly meat. Having been vegetarian for 11 years I can say that there is usually something I can eat, but the others were stressy about it. This annoys me, why should other people worry about my food habits? There was no cause for concern anyway since the salad bar was bursting with brilliant things like fetta and olive salad and cauliflower in a cheesy sauce. Once you’ve loaded up with salad, waiters come around with big skewers of meat and load your plate. Judy found it hysterical that i was sitting on the end of the table and therefore was right in front of the meat the whole time. i found it bothersome that she harped on because I wasn’t fussed about the meat. Alicia was delighted with the whole meat deal :) Our waiter was new, it was his first night apparently (yeah yeah, he’s probably worked there 5 years and just uses that for tips), and he was so sweet and gorgeous.
Anyway, after the food the band plays and the patrons are invited onto the dance floor. Of course, no one wants to be first on the floor so everyone was sat about until the band leader came down off the stage and grabbed Alicia and I by the hands to go dance, so once I was up I was up and I figured “oh hell, why not?”. This was possibly partly due to a couple of cocktails (although as a spirits girl usually I have to say the cocktails weren’t that strong) and partly due to my fabulous dress. Also, suddenly I was tired of sitting around watching other people have a good time, so I stayed and danced which was so freakish it warrented Tracey taking quite a few photos of me (although once I spotted what she was doing I made sure I kept my back to her!). Eventually some of the others joined us, so we did that thing women do and danced in a big circle before Alicia Jackie and I dashed out for a smoke.
The floor show started kind of pathetically, but improved vastly. Very active, huge energy and the women were stunning. It was just three girls and two guys doing some incredibly speedy costume changes. OK, they weren’t doing the changes on stage, there’s sexually charged and there’s too much information… I’d have loved to photograph them (which is why I was sitting where I was, right on the edge of the dance floor) but that’s not allowed, which I cursed ‘coz there were some good photos to be had. At the end of the floor show one of the women came out and dragged a guy out from the audience to dance with her and seriously, since she was wearing a thong and a spangly bra, he looked like he’d died and gone to heaven! Then one of the men dashed out from behind the stage and dragged a women out of the audience to dance with him and - you may have guessed [and this is why everyone keeps telling me I was drunk] - that was me and it was MASSIVE fun! The first couple of seconds I thought “Oh hell, I can’t dance to save my life!” but he was great at leading and pretty soon i didn’t care.
OK, so it seems like a tiny thing, but after all these years of wall flowering on the basis that fat chicks shouldn’t dance, it was brilliant to find that fat chicks can get away with it. :)) Even Judy said she didn’t know I could move, so there’s a compliment indeed.
And no, I wasn’t drunk but it was a great thing to find. Dale, on the off chance you read this, compare it to your tickle fight :)