Beware of Darkness

Today we did training in use of space and display design. There were many people there from many branches and I have to say the branch manager from one of those branches is a total, complete and unsavable bitch. Argh. I know my major flaw is being defensive, and today I very nearly blew my top in her face. All the staff from that branch are unbearable, one of them works weekends with us and she’s a nightmare. Anyway, deep breathes. I’ve had some Bowie since then, and a little bit of George Harrison warning me of darkness and am not remembering the details of the day because I’ll just get all NGURH again. My apologies to Jonah for taking the brunt.

Anyway, one of the best things about all day training sessions (apart from not have to do any real work all day) is that I get to sit around with a pencil and paper. Here are the better efforts from the 12 pages i covered today. Due to my new knowledge (I have a certficate. They mis-spelled my name, but still) I know that the most effective way to present anything is in a pyramid shape, so here is my Pyramid of Distractions. Also, Happy Birthday to Jackie - lotsa hugs :)


(This last one was done while discussing signs for the obvious. Also, I really really needed a coffee)

2 Responses to “Beware of Darkness”

  1. Jonah Says:

    Coffee, Remote tropical island…peace….quiet….And a few critters to snack on…..Hmmmmm….Sounds like paradise to me ;) Gotta be careful giving random licks though….rumor has it that someone called Horizon Purple licks back :O

  2. HP Says:

    You book the flights, I’ll bring the coffee. And WALK don’t run…

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